A Right Breeze
When the wind finds the windows are closed It bangs & whines, it batters & blows It whips such a breeze makes papa’s nuts freeze It squeezes the sneezes right…
Read MorePirate Pete
Pete the pirate, a master of fails. Once, he dressed up in top hat & tails, said he’s off with his shank to drill a hole in the plank But…
Read MoreShadow limerick
There once was a deep little shadow without any body to follow He got in a muddle Fell in a puddle & now he’s a little bit shallow
Read MoreUnder the Guvmints spell
Once t’was a stork brought the babies. Then kisses and what ifs and maybe’s. When there was no more of that, under the cabbage old hat. They gathered the children…
Read Morelimerick Pan’s flute
There’s Pan living in Butte He loves to play with his flute Till it turns fountain Runs down the mountain Where the base of a tree is a root
Read Morenudnick n. = person who is a bore or a nuisance
There once was a nudnick from space Who talked with hot air out of place Words floated by Each rolling eye Wished he’d fall flat on his face
Read Morehell’s bells
Once was a man from down under. An idiot causing much blunder. He stumbled & fell. Smashed up all hell. Now Satan is crying asunder.
Read Moremisanthrope
This misanthrope from Calcutta wished man away in the gutter to live with ra rats get ate by cuh cats such loathing caused him to stutter
Read Morestone the crow
There once was two birds in a park who did it for a bit of a lark. Two dogs peeking, one of them speaking; “I say, did those ravens just…
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